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  • Drummer Jokes

    Animal-Drummer1. Q: How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    A: None. They have a machine to do that now.

    2. Q: How is a drum solo like a sneeze?

    A: You can tell it's coming, but you can't do anything about it.

    3. Q: What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

    A: "Hey, guys - why don't we try one of my songs?


    4. Q: What did the professional drummer say when he got to his job?

    A: "Would you like fries with that?"

    5. Q: How can you find a drummer in Nashville?

    A: Ask for a refill.

    6. Q: What is the difference between a drummer and a savings bond?

    A: One will mature and make money.

    7. Q: How can you make a drummer's car more aerodynamic?

    A: Take the Pizza delivery sign off of it.

    8. Q: How can you tell a drummer is walking behind you?

    A: You can hear his knuckles dragging on the ground.

    9. Q: What's the best way to confuse a drummer?

    A: Put a sheet of music in front of him.

    My personal favorite:

    10. Q: What is the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?

    A: A large pizza can feed a family of four!


    Just having some fun with my fellow drummers and friends. I have played the drums for over 25 years now and think I have earned the right to pick on my choice of instrument. Share these with a drummer that you know or someone that knows a drummer. 

    *****If you know of another one, please post it in the comments below.


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  • Now THIS is music!

    I just got to experience hearing one of my favorite bands of all time at a festival I played at this weekend. We were at JFest in TN. Earlier in the afternoon we got to hang with our old friends from the group Salvador and here is a sample of what I got to see and hear. They are truly amazing and something I aspire to.

    You can learn more about them here.

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