1. Q: How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. They have a machine to do that now.

2. Q: How is a drum solo like a sneeze?

A: You can tell it’s coming, but you can’t do anything about it.

3. Q: What’s the last thing a drummer says in a band?

A: “Hey, guys – why don’t we try one of my songs?

4. Q: What did the professional drummer say when he got to his job?

A: “Would you like fries with that?”

5. Q: How can you find a drummer in Nashville?

A: Ask for a refill.

6. Q: What is the difference between a drummer and a savings bond?

A: One will mature and make money.

7. Q: How can you make a drummer’s car more aerodynamic?

A: Take the Pizza delivery sign off of it.

8. Q: How can you tell a drummer is walking behind you?

A: You can hear his knuckles dragging on the ground.

9. Q: What’s the best way to confuse a drummer?

A: Put a sheet of music in front of him.

My personal favorite:

10. Q: What is the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?

A: A large pizza can feed a family of four!

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Just having some fun with my fellow drummers and friends. I have played the drums for over 25 years now and think I have earned the right to pick on my choice of instrument. Share these with a drummer that you know or someone that knows a drummer. 

*****If you know of another one, please post it in the comments below.

-Jeff

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